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--- Living in a world where we have to worry about fake batteries. BATTERIES!!!
--- I know... It seems crazy, right? Used to be counterfeit watches. Now there's probably counterfeit toilet paper around somewhere.
--- Half ply, not even single ply!!
--- Just be glad it's not no ply as after doing your business, what's you see is actually invisible.
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--- Over here, there's a toilet paper brand that has counterfeit circulating.
The company even sent out an advisory on how to spot the counterfeit packaging and quality [Location: Philippines]
--- Don't you hate when something that should be just a joke turns out to be really happening?